... You go camping just to get away from home
... All your food, cloths, and tents smell like smoke
... You carry everything to camp and still leave something at home
... If your backpack weights more than you do
... If your new freckles looks likes mosquito bites
... Your camping trip is too wet, too dry, too hot, or too cold, or too long or too short
... Your cooking fire resembles a forest fire
... The first thing you did with your first scout knife was cut yourself
... Your socks are considered toxic waste after the camp.
... your favorite bank is next to a river.
... your favorite pool has fish in it.
... you know 101 uses for a shoelace.
... you drink High-test bug juice.
... all your camping gear actually fits in your backpack. Except for your running shoes.
...you have the urge to help little old ladies...whether they want it or not.
...you have holes in the pockets of your jeans from carrying a pocket knife.
... you begin to think half frozen french fries, don't taste all that bad.
...you can stare at a spider web for an hour, and not notice the time passing.
...you carry your own toilet paper wherever you go.
...you always read by a flashlight.
...your radio is always tuned to the weather station.
...you horde tent stakes.
...you wear 2 pairs of socks to bed. And a toque in winter
...you keep a lantern hanging outside your bathroom door.
...you cannot walk by a piece of trash without picking it up.
...you continue to wear your socks until they stand up on their own.
...you're always counting how many matches you have left.
...you tie up your little brother, and he can't get loose.
...you know all the words to Little Bunny Foo-Foo, but can't remember your homework.
...you roast mini marshmallows on a paper clip over a candle, put it on a golden graham with one square of chocolate, just to get the flavor.
...pie iron pizzas is the best meal you've had all week.
...you always have a cup hooked to your belt.
...all your dishes have little pieces of egg stuck on them.
...you open letters with a pocket knife.
...you have something on your shoe...and you're sure it's only mud.
...you eat ants on a log and like it.
...you wear milk bags on your feet.
...your neighbors hide when they see you going door to door with "that popcorn order form" again.
...you have to go to the restroom and you start looking for a buddy.
...you really do use those emergency sewing kits.
... you tie your shoe and check the handbook to see if it can go toward earning a badge.
...your favourite cologne is Deep Woods Off.
